That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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