We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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