That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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