he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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