Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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