I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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