im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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