I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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