There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I just blew my weed a kiss
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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