Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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