The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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