And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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