just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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