david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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