Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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