Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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