I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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