Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
