Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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