no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
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