So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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