Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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