But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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