As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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