She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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