I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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