found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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