Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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