I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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