WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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