That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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