youre lurking in front of me
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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