marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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