like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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