Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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