Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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