Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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