It's like God shit irony all over that family
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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