whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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