Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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