Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
you are never too drunk for berry picking
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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