if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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