Whod you bang
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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