And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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