He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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