The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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