it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
