i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
