therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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