i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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