I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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