No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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