I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
