You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
